Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Sigh...and I don't even watch the darn show...
You scored as Simon Tam. The Doctor. You have a gift for healing that goes beyond education. You took an oath to do no harm, even when your patients have tried to kill you. You are out of place where you are, being used to refined society. However, if you take that stick out of your arse you should be fine.

Simon Tam


The Operative


Shepherd Derrial Book


Kaylee Frye


Zoe Alleyne Washburne


Inara Serra


River Tam


Hoban 'Wash' Washburne


Capt. Mal Reynolds


Jayne Cobb


Which Serenity character are you?
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Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Everything has an origin
Anything that exists
Must be proceeded by nothingness
or 'something else'-ness
From which it was birthed

Nothing exists exept in relation to somthing else
Simply put, there can be no 'Air' without 'Not Air'
There would only be an indescribable 'IT'

Matter has been proven to be formed, at its core, entirely from energy
Energy exists in various wavelengths and frequencies,
But, there must have been a precursor to that as well since 'energy' did not just pop up and 'exist' one day...

Potential energy is energy that has not been expended yet.
The potential for energy is a natural precursor

So it is fairly indesputable that all that exists now was preceeded by an all-encompassing 'IT' which was preceeded by energy, which itself was preceeded by a single energy force, which was in and of itself preceeded by the potential for that energy.

Given that there are several conclusions that can easily be drawn:

1. Anything that is possible 'IS' somewhere or way.
2. Time is an infinite loop.
3. Everything that exists, at its root is nothing more than the potential for existance.
4. If you sum all time and all possibilities for existance you will obtain a number both equal to 0 and 1 because where dealing with 'everything' there is no relative external body so everything and nothing at that point become equal.

The point?

Everything that exists in our world and our lives is part of a greater everything that ultimately is also nothing so there is no real value or purpose to anything except that which we choose. So why does anyone act or believe simply what they are told to or pressured/expected to when that very act of conformity renders you, by it's very nature, non-existant...

Fill in the blanks people...

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Star Wars Episode III....Rocked! Don't agree? I honestly don't remember asking your opinion...

Had a great time With the MRS, NightSkye and Angel, hopeful that we'll have some FF action coming in the future. Fantastic Four you perv!

Life is good overall, sorry no gossip...

I am celebrating tonight...I met my wife exactly 5 years 1 week and 2 hours ago...I don't know how I made it through the preceeding 29 years, but I plan on continuing to blissfully pretend they never really happeded. Except for you all of course...well maybe not YOU but most of you... :-)

Monday, May 02, 2005

I can probably forgive myself for falling victim to a deceptive business practice if it's well done, but I want to jump off a bridge when I have to repeat the same instruction to a client 6 times before realizing not only is he not comprehending the simple task I am requesting he perform, but also that that task itself was requested based information this mellon-head gave me which was inaccurate in the first place....

This happened today:
"Do you have the latest version or did you install it straight from the CD?"
"From the CD"
"Ok, You need to apply all the patches to a master image first and then reinstall the product."
"Can I apply them to the CD?"
"No, you have to make a folder on the hard drive and copy the CD into it. Thats called a "master image".
"Do you already have a master image?"
"No just CD 1"
"Did you install this from the CD or from a master image on the hard drive?"
"From the CD 1"
"I need you to copy the CD into a folder on your hard drive"
"What part?"
"All of it"
"What the CD?"
"I have the CD though"
"You need to copy the contents of that CD into a folder on the hard drive"
"CD 1?"
"Yes CD 1"
"I have it"
"What do you mean?"
"You want me to copy it?"
"Yes, to the hard drive"
"What do you mean? It's CD1"

"You need to browse the contents of the CD rom, select all, copy and then paste all of that data into a folder on the hard drive so that we can patch it"
"What do I do with the folder that's there?"
"What do you mean?"
"There's Cd 1 there already"
"Copied to the hard drive?"
"Did you know it was there?"
"Yes, that is what I installed the application from"

...I'll spare you the rest, but long story short, he already had the patches applied and I wasted an hour of my life with this waste of space...

Somebody help me...


Monday, April 11, 2005

My goodness, what a great weekend! Even though I am chomping at the bit to recap all the pointless-to-anyone-who-wasn't-there revalry, but before I do I just have to post THIS:

Hey, Mike!, Rob likes Rush, you like Rush...DISCUSS!

Hahahahahaha, sorry Roe, but I just had to. But be proud, it was probably one of the absolute highlights of the evening and will be a continuing source of giddy amusement for months/years to come!

So anyway, it was a great weekend. Got to see all the friends I miss most and had an awsome time. We had a little bit of everythig: I-CON, Corrupting my son, Playing games designed to make your family as miserable as possible before offing them, huge diner outing complete with flamboyant surly waiter, trip to Dave & Busters, the always productive BS roundtable at friends house and the perfuntory promises that we will do it all again soon. Then of course as I drive home, realizing, Frank is going back to CHI, Roe and Rob and driving way on back to Queens yada yada yada will anyone really make the calls? But nevertheless I smile a big smile and think, "F\/CK IT!" I had a blast and these are guys I could see once a day, week, year or decade and be as happy as pie each time.

Yea, I'll make the call this time, I'll give it a shot. Hell even if I wind up shooting blanks and it all falls through, WTF they're worth it.

You don't like my sappy rant? Oh well...BL@W ME! That's from the heart my friends :-)

Now onto other fronts:

Wife: Wonderful, she continues to be a dream come true (and no she doesn't read my blog).

Son: Holy crap he is the best thing I've ever done. I never would have guessed that a two year old could make me flat out laugh like he does. (I guess we know daddy's mental maturity level now) Best of all, god bless his soul, he will say ANYTHING I ask him to! Absolute power corrupts my friend. It's all I can do to restrict myself from having him saying anything that will get social services called on my A$$. "Mr. Jackson never touched me". Good boy.

Cancer: Had my 4th surgery and 3rd radioactive iodine treatment. I am pysched, a few more surgeries and I am bound to finish the series! "Oh look honey, 'Lumpy Misshapen Grey Mass' my collection is complete!"

Job: Computer Associates. Love it here. Great manager. Can say anymore. It's scarey how many people are getting fired these days for talking about their jobs in blog.

Hobbies: EQ2 Started lame, getting better. I think I am burning out on the whole PC online multiplayer thing. I miss pen and paper, dice, real people and 7-11 runs man...

Plans: Alicia and I are definitely planning a trip to Las vegas soon. We just need to nail a date in the next couple months. Also taking the boy to Disney later this year. Be a first for him AND ME! Luckily my wife is a pro...er...I mean she's been around...no that's not right...I mean she's experienced...DAMIT SHE'S BEEN THERE BEFORE OK?!?!?

Observations: I was great to finally meet Jessica. It is easy to see what a wonderful complement she and Al make to eachother and I am sure the Care Bear thing is treatable. :-) Was really good to see Roe in a non-funeral setting as well. Her and Rob seem really happy and she adds a really critical component to a group of friends...fodder...JUST KIDDING! Frank buddy, what can I say? We love you, I love you (In a completely gender neutral and appropriate way) and as you've said all weekend; It IS your fault! :-) Mike has jovially succeeded in being banned from interacting with my child for another two years, but I really wouldn't want it any other way... (Figure out the meaning behind THAT statement!) :-D

Ok I cannot believe I have had the free time to write all this crap and I doubt you'll have the time to read it, but if you do, Hey, good job! See you all soon...er or later.