Wrote a nice sincere blog about fatherhood... Even copied it. Blogger ate it. I couldn't paste. Windows hates me.

Fuck blogger...and oatmeal...

Look, SHUT UP! Just listen damnit. Go....Read...Laugh...

And for all who care:

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.

manicotti (Click here to read it yourself)

SYLLABICATION: man·i·cot·ti

PRONUNCIATION: HEAR IT

NOUN: 1. Pasta in large-sized tubes. 2. A dish consisting of such tubes stuffed with meat or cheese, usually served hot with a tomato sauce.

ETYMOLOGY: Italian, pl. of manicotto, muff, from manica, sleeve, from Latin manicae, sleeves, from manus, hand. See man-2 in Appendix

Damnit! There Ghost goes making me smile again! grrrr... (Does anyone really know these are jokes? Hmmmm, maybe if I made them funny...)

UIM: Don't you mean "I'll tie you up, pull down your pants and have a trained Monkey pick nickels off your ass until you cry, and I've got 5 rolls of nickels"???

Hi everyone! Hope you're all doing well!

Is Logi okay? she hasn't blogged for a while! :-O

Happa, thanks for the offer, but I don't think we'll be able to make Hawaii :-) Hope you're getting lots of rest and I look forward to your baby blogs every time you post :-)

Now, for todays quote:

"Trying to win over an unappreciative boss is akin to trying to suck grape juice out of a goats ass..." - Wryguy

"Politeness is the grease that helps the penis of responsibility slide into the ass of life." - Wryguy

I just got Dungeon Seige too, it is SOOOOOO cool. There goes my promise to try and get more than 5 hrs of sleep a night....

I know UIM, that's why I identify with and feel so close to you...

Good luck Tempest!

I get so mad every time I read Ghost and he makes me smile :-)

So I suprised Sparks with a 7-day cruise to Bermuda on Memorial day weekend or at least I THOUGHT I did. You see Sparks has never been on a cruise and we were booked on a cruise for our honeymoon and there was a hurricane so we had two credits for a cruise in the future. (Well, 75% of what we paid anyway...) Anyway, I decided to seize the opportunity (read: The baby is not due until Aug.) made reservations and called to let her know the news. So here are the rediculous bullet points of what happened in the next two days:

1. They (Travel Agent) didn't place the reservation in time and we got wait-listed.
2. We found out we could get a better cabin for less money if we went the following week so we decided to jump on it since the wait-list was going nowhere
3. We realize the next day that we have a wedding to go to the following week. We agree to take the cruise anyway if we have to, but want to check that wait-list again.
4. Found out we moved up to #5 on the list so we all agreed to wait until the next day to see what we'd have to do.
5. Found out that one of Alicia's co-workers was turned away at the dock because she was too far along in her pregnancy.
6. Called the travel agent "Never heard of that rule"
7. Called the cruise company "Never heard that, oh wait we just had a policy change, let me look"
8. Found out you can no longer crruise in your third trimester due to insurance limitations.
9. Checked the dates, we miss the cut off by just 2 weeks.
10. No cruise...

Well, we'll think of something else to do. Mohegan Sun anyone??? :-)

As Always...