God Dmanit!


YOU HAVE BREAST IMPLANTS!!!


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Congratulations CHYNAKATT!!!

Editor's Note: My wife is not, I repeat is NOT pregnant again, so do not worry, I was mearly emphasizing how much time is wizzing passed me faster than I can keep track of.

Thank you,
The Management

For the second week in a row I lost an entire day. Last week I spent all day Friday thinking it was Thursday and Today I was just informed that it is Thursday when I thought it was Wednesday... Sure, it's cool, closer to the weekend, like getting a day off sorta, but when you think about it in the larger scope of things, I really need to reassure myself I am not losing it. I mean who knows what other things have been blowing right by me. I have to be more careful now that my wife is pregnant. Oh wait...DAMN! :-)

Just shut up and watch this!

Hmmm.. I can't help but wonder if Boogie has been unknowingly SIM'ing around with my wife, who also has developed quite an attraction to the SIMS Online....

What you wanted creativity and humor?

Some people will never understand the rush of adrenaline and the heart pounding anticipation that accompanies the moments just before I hit the "Post and Publish" button. Sure they know to read my blog, but most of them just don't "Get it"

:-)

Okay Tempest, I'll keep them crossed, but only for you. Hurry up and get that job though, they're beginning to cramp and I am very nervous about putting Absorbine Jr. on them!!! :-O

Good luck Tempest. My fingers are crossed, my legs, even my ba.. never mind, just good luck!!!

Thanks for all the well wishes!

And now a pointless flashback reference...

ZIM-ZAM!

Thank you and have a nice day.

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday you old fart, Happy Birthday to me...

Thank goodness that whole "Noogies" thing is over or I'd get brain damage (more) by now...

32...My age squared would be 1024. That's just damn old!

To put that in perspective, when I was 16 the square of my age was only 256. Just proof that time does go faster the older you get...

Directed irrelevence off.

Have a great new year!
Joe