Well Spank my ass and call me Charlie. I'm Sir Lancelot!


You are Sir Launcelot.
Heroicly you are stereotyped into rescuing damsels
in distress...only you get confused and rescue
the wrong sex sometimes. You look for fights
in all the wrong places, and pretend your
friends and loved ones are hurt to dramaticly
avenge their murder. You might be too brave for
your britches.


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This weeks' 'Out of Context' Joke, compliments of Happa's Blog:

<'In the last year Jonathan has gained 15 pounds and has grown 13 inches'>

I guess I shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss some of those pop-up ads. Lucky bastard! :-)

In the last year I think I have gained 20lbs and shrunk a quarter inch.... (Take that as you will :-)

I was hoping to have more time. I have really meant to speak with you all. I have tons of congrats and sympathies and miss-you's to pass out copriciously from my many boxes of need-to's. But of course, like a republican around a pro-choice bill, I just couldn't get around to doing it. (I'm pro-choice yada yada, get over the analogy). I have been buried under work. I wish I was able to read and blog more, and hopefully will be able to sometime soon.

I did get home by 11:30pm Friday night after walking from Wall street to Atlantic avenue Brooklyn, hitching a ride to Queens Plaza and then 'Asking', so all is good...

I have to run but Chyna, Blixx, Paul, Brenda, So many blessings and best wishes to you.

Mike, so sorry about your grandfather :-(

The best to EVERYONE!

Things are going very well with me. So well I have kind of dropped off the map to dedicate myself more deeply to my wife and son, but I plan to have my time management vastly improved soon.

Always,
Wry

P.S. oh my god Rhinogirl. Nearly blew a gasket on that plate LOLOL. "Seize the Joke!"

Welcome to the great blackout of 2003. I am stuck in the City, 2 hours from home by rail. There's nowhere to go and no way to get there. Dig in kiddies, because this is sucking with a capital SUCK.


Hope you all are well and Safe.

Wryguy

Remember, you heard it here 1,233rd... :-)

Prayers, Prayers and more Prayers for you Boogie. I would say more, but I am one of those VERY impressionable people that gets ghost (no relation) pains when he reads/hears abbout something and I am sad to say my 'tit' is really hurting and I keep grabbing it to remind myself that I am not really cut and sore and oh well to tell the truth it feels kinda nice :-)

Rhino, thank you so much for the well wishes! It is the best feeling when someone thinks of you like that!!!

Skye, UIM, Miss you guys...

Paul and Brenda, Can't wait to see the little Smithlett!

Tempest, keep living the way you do, that way even when you fail you'll be alive and valuable through it all. I sill hope we get to have you guys over the house sometime for a visit...

Chyna, I'll never use the term 'Nice Jugs' EVER again :-) Best wishes!!!

Happa, Thanks for giving me something to laugh at, it's invaluable!

Angel (Angel Says), Still not sleeping (see below) bod God Damn if that kid is not cute as hell! :-)


Life has been rough. The baby wasn't sleeping much and last night he didn't sleep at all. Runny nose, sneezing, cutting 3 new teeth... We found out today that he also has an ear infection, so that makes this his first official full-blown FUBAR! :-) Even through all that he still managed to keep smiling most of the time and play with us through it... God I love that kid.

unfortunately for us parents, 3 hours of sleep a night don't make well adjusted relaxed people who get along with eachother... Sorry honey, I love you and I know we won't have to work this hard forever!

Wife is going to Cali with her step mom and the baby tomorrow. We are all very nervous, but I know it'll be a great experience for her and the baby. I can't wait to hear about it when they come back...

Well, that's it for now. Talk to you all soon.

A lot of stuff, but some love ;-) - Pointless parady of Skye's signoff. Why? Man, I hate having to answer questions like that. Sometimes things just happen you know? Not like it's funny or anything, that would take work!

Wry...

Woops, Sorry Nightskye, wrong Angel! See 'Angel Says' link to the left. I should have been a little clearer, it's so unlike me to quickly act on something and not take the time to get all my facts straight too ;-)

Angel is determined to reduce me to tears of envy. Nicholas has been waking up and or staying up continuously from 11pm to 2 am most nights...The pain!!! I wasn't planning on posting today until I read how her twins BOTH sleep through the night easily, I think I'm going to be sick. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you I really am, but from where I am, all I wanna do is puke... :-)

Oh and get this, (Keep in mind that I absolutely ADORE my son. He is the happiest most beautiful little guy I ever saw, it's just I need sleep man.) He has a new counter-productive sleep routine now. For some reason, he insists on, in mid sleep mind you, pulling the binky out of his mouth, flinging his arm behind his back and flicking it away. THEN 5 seconds later (at the most) he starts flailing his arm around looking for it as if it should have hung in mid air waiting for him. This not only is NOT cute, but causes him to wake up crying like 5 times more often then before this new habbit. All I can say is WTF????

Who me? ask me in a couple weeks. :-)

Miss you (and other adults in general) all,
Wryguy

My goodness, it's been almost two months since my last post. Holy crap, I feel like I'm 10 years older...

Anyone know how to get a 9 month-old to sleep at night without giving him sedatives???

Sleep, ugh, sleep, need sleep!!!

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