I hope everyone has been reading GHOSTS' blogs. I find myself looking forward to them more every day. He has a gentle way of taking hold of your attention and leading it through the text in a warm and friendly way.

The kitty seems a little better, but he's still not the old "Moo" yet....

I love you Sparks, I cannot say that enough times or with enough depth, soul and meaning to truly make the reality as powerful and alive as you have made it in my heart...

UIM, I would love to take you up on that story offer..... :-)

Kitty is still sick. I hope he feels better soon. Sparks is taking him back to the vet today....

Guinnea is actually being pretty helpful...that's a nice balance since he is usually the one driving me crazy. :-)

My fiance, Sparks, intrigued by the blog concept has decided to start her own. I just adored her first full post, I hope there will be a lot more to read in the future... ;-)

One of our pook Kitties is sick. Send Moo (His name is Ajax, but we call him Moo for reasons that would become obvious upon first inspection) positive energy and help him get better soon!

I am now old. I know this because the last wall between childhood and adulthood has fallen. I reached the plateau where I found myself admitting, to myself, that I really like flavored seltzer and would "...Like one of those, instead of soda, thanks". I grieve the passing of my youth and my innocence...

I hope GHOST is faring well on his trek. I guess we'll hear about his adventures (hopefully not misadventures) soon.

I'm sitting here thinking and I had a realization: The "Pull my finger" joke, probably does not quite date back to the beginning of time, but more likely to the time period soon after the invention and application of gunpowder. This would place it's origins somewhere in ancient china. If the idea of an old chinese scholor in ceremonial robes, smiling to himself and offering his finger to a naive little boy, doesn't make you laugh, well then I don't know what funny is. :-)

Let me tell you something and I am only going to say it once, because this has been upsetting me for two days:

If you fall into a clinical post-partem (spelling?) depression from having babies and must go on powerful drugs to overcome this AND you try to kill yourself AND child protective services comes to see if your 4 children are in danger, then MAYBE GOING AHEAD AND HAVING A 5TH BABY IS A BAD IDEA. Not for anything, but the husband is the assh0le here too. Don't like the language? Tough! I don't really give a damn that she may have been treatable and that this was worsened by her fathers death, my problem is WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING HAVING THE 5TH DAMN KID???? Go ahead and shoot me down if you want, but that is so stupid and short sighted they both deserve to be locked up because obviously the husband didn't think too deeply before banging the hell out of his wife after she gets clinically depressed, goes on heavy drugs and tries to kill herself. These are symptoms that nature creates to tell the world 'MAYBE WE SHOULD NOT HAVE MORE KIDS!'. Assh0les. I don't look at the small picture, look at the whole thing starting 2+ years ago. What wound up happening was horrific and is completely due to ignoring the past and having more kids. What a shock, pumping her body with the same chemical didn't work as well the second time...NO SH!T! Ever hear of biological tolerance??? Who the fuck was the doctor??? He should be shot in the leg at least. Assh0les.....

Anyway, have a great weekend everyone and maybe join me in wishing and praying for a better, more intelligent, world...

I wasn't going to blog today, but after reading SKYE'S blog and laughing my ass off, I just had to tip my hat to his Ice Cream observation....

Longish post, read it all, it's worth it!

Thanks to UIM for enlightening me about the new Monty Python release, quintessential UIM, have a read. :-)
I can't link to UIM's blogger dates, hmmmm..... So read 06/18 if you're curious in the future.

I love you Sparks, more than I could ever blog...

Always...

"Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes...well actually, most people don't ever get the bear and most people really don't give a rats ass about the bear either."

It occurs to me that too many of our sayings are either so stupid or dated that few really like them and even fewer can relate. They need updating, so here is the start of a new set of sayings:

1. "The early bird gets the last damn ticket and you waste an hour fighting a busy signal."
2. "A bird in the hand, is improper dinner ediquitte and will get you a foot in the tush"
3. "A stitch in time is a poor substitute for a new pair of pants."
4. "What's good for the goose is irrelevant, it's going to get pumped with chemicals and filleted anyway"
5. "Cleanliness is next to getting beat with the belt, you pick son"
6. "A friend in need is easily blackmailed."
7. "Money is the root of all good, evil uses a credit card..."

E-mail me your suggestions for additions/changes to the list. Thanks. :-)

A few updates courtesy of SKYE. I particularly like the last one :-)

"Everything is Relative.........Especially in Arkansas."
"Never look a gift horse in the mouth.....there spit takes forever to come out of your clothes."
"Don't bite the hand checking you for a hernia."
"Live everyday as if it was your last.....one day you will be right"
"Life is a journey not a quick shuttle flight to Boston."
"Six in one hand, my 9mm in the other."

"I had a truly interesting thought today, and not being a particularly interesting person, recognized it as not my own and stifled it immediately..."

"Sex is like a shopping cart which lovers can fill to overflowing with an assortment of sweet goods. Masterbation is basically a cart in the '10 items or less' lane..."