The Wry Guy

2008-05-30T08:35:00.002-04:00

Good morning....If anyone knows how to get my links back up the side of this mofo, please let me know!

2008-05-29T17:57:00.001-04:00

So I am now a part of the FaceBook.com universe....yaaay....there was mcuh rejoycing...and potentially misspelling...http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=3028816&postID=756246929800855024But we're still gonna die :-P

2008-05-28T19:01:00.002-04:00

Oh dear lord I am blogging... It should be safe now, everyone is gone. No one should see this so I can blog indescrininately at any length about anything and they'll never know!!!Bah, I have no secrets...except this...it's all an illusion...there is no heaven and no hell...there is only what we make in this world and that is temporary no matter how much we lament and faithfully declare

2007-10-12T01:28:00.000-04:00

Blah Blah Blah not dead yet blah blah blah doing well blah blah blah Group W Bench is looking good blah blah blah 2 months till kwanza

2006-12-29T13:20:00.000-05:00

Blah blah blah Biopsy blah blah blah Cancer blah blah blah Operation #5 blah blah blah MRI blah blah blah don't know when yet.Blah blah blah,Wryguy

2005-10-18T14:24:00.000-04:00

Sigh...and I don't even watch the darn show.... You scored as Simon Tam. The Doctor. You have a gift for healing that goes beyond education. You took an oath to do no harm, even when your patients have tried to kill you. You are out of place where you are, being used to refined society. However, if you take that stick out of your arse you should be fine. Simon Tam81%The Operative75%Shepherd

2005-07-05T22:57:00.000-04:00

Everything has an originAnything that existsMust be proceeded by nothingnessor 'something else'-nessFrom which it was birthedNothing exists exept in relation to somthing elseSimply put, there can be no 'Air' without 'Not Air'There would only be an indescribable 'IT'Matter has been proven to be formed, at its core, entirely from energyEnergy exists in various wavelengths and frequencies,But, there

2005-05-26T19:50:00.000-04:00

Star Wars Episode III....Rocked! Don't agree? I honestly don't remember asking your opinion...Had a great time With the MRS, NightSkye and Angel, hopeful that we'll have some FF action coming in the future. Fantastic Four you perv!Life is good overall, sorry no gossip... I am celebrating tonight...I met my wife exactly 5 years 1 week and 2 hours ago...I don't know how I made it through the

2005-05-02T22:30:00.000-04:00

I can probably forgive myself for falling victim to a deceptive business practice if it's well done, but I want to jump off a bridge when I have to repeat the same instruction to a client 6 times before realizing not only is he not comprehending the simple task I am requesting he perform, but also that that task itself was requested based information this mellon-head gave me which was inaccurate

2005-04-11T10:50:00.000-04:00

My goodness, what a great weekend! Even though I am chomping at the bit to recap all the pointless-to-anyone-who-wasn't-there revalry, but before I do I just have to post THIS:Hey, Mike!, Rob likes Rush, you like Rush...DISCUSS!Hahahahahaha, sorry Roe, but I just had to. But be proud, it was probably one of the absolute highlights of the evening and will be a continuing source of giddy amusement

2004-12-22T14:27:00.000-05:00

LOVE AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL! (Even you filthy bastards, and you know who you are :-)

2004-10-21T09:09:00.000-04:00

Yankee Sorrow: To all Redsox Fans and Yankee enemies At first (and at second, third and fourth for that matter) I was mad at all the people cheering the Redsox, I was heart broken and sad at this possibly marking the end of an era for my team. The fear of that, for me, was far greater then the Yankees actually losing and suffering "the biggest collapse" in post season history. That didn't

2004-10-08T13:37:00.000-04:00

Cake/UltraMega... THANK YOU FOR LINKING THIS! http://porktornado.diaryland.com/covers2.html A snippit from my favorite...and I know I am going to hell so please don't waste your breath reminding me... ...Three grown men clinging to one another on a scooter. ....... There was a slap fight when they all wanted to be the driver, but that was solved with a crayon-eating contest. Now Jimmy is

2004-10-05T08:40:00.000-04:00

HERE WE GO AGAIN... Well the duality of life has struck again. On the one side, my new job is wonderful and gives me 3 hrs a day back to spend with my family. On the bad side: 1. My Son is sick with Sinusitis and Raging Pink Eye in both eyes 2. I am sick with Sinusitis and Pink eye in one eye 3. I have no choice but to work through it because: 4. 2 Biopsies of the right side of my next came

2004-09-21T10:59:00.001-04:00

Stage 1: Collect Underpants Stage 2: ? Stage 3: Profit Still the funniest thing I've ever seen...

2004-09-17T16:39:00.000-04:00

I am leaving my job... Yep, after 5.5+ years I am leaving my job, taking a 25% pay cut and working for a company 10 mins from my home in stead of 2 hours.... I will use those extra 3.5 hrs a day to be with my family. My way of sticking it to the man for trying to tell me more money is better....UP YOURS UGLY! I will miss some things in the sity though. "The most alluring sound I have ever met

2004-09-17T16:24:00.000-04:00

Goth by night, normal by day. Deep in your heartyou know you're evil, but not on the company's time. You do need to eat. how goth are you? brought to you by Quizilla>

2004-01-08T14:55:00.000-05:00

Welcome my friend DarkCorp (DC). I almost got fired at least twice for my non-corporate behavior. Once it went to far as closed door meetings regarding the infraction and a personal apology to the jackass that pissed me off.... Always, Wry

2003-11-10T16:09:00.000-05:00

Thanks, I needed that... How much more should you know about Monty Python? brought to you by Quizilla

2003-11-10T14:17:00.000-05:00

In a painful twist of fate, I've been forced to end all physical/verbal interaction with my parents. particularly hard considering my young son. I can't believe this is my life. Thank god for Alicia and Nicholas though, having them in my life gives me the strength to do what I know in my heart is right for all of us. I cannot allow the poison that is my family to infect my son, I simply cannot

2003-10-31T09:37:00.000-05:00

BOO! Oh yea? Well up yours!!! Always, Wry...

2003-09-16T11:20:00.000-04:00

You are all going to buy this game. You'll lie about it. You'll even denounce it publicly, but you WILL buy it and secretly laugh your ass off... It's out of my hands. "After 2000 years, He's ready to cast the first stone..." Wry :-)

2003-09-09T13:23:00.000-04:00

Aw CRAP! Pirates of the Caribbean! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla

2003-08-29T14:16:00.000-04:00

Well Spank my ass and call me Charlie. I'm Sir Lancelot! You are Sir Launcelot. Heroicly you are stereotyped into rescuing damselsin distress...only you get confused and rescuethe wrong sex sometimes. You look for fightsin all the wrong places, and pretend yourfriends and loved ones are hurt to dramaticlyavenge their murder. You might be too brave foryour britches. What Monty Python Holy

2003-08-28T08:21:00.000-04:00

This weeks' 'Out of Context' Joke, compliments of Happa's Blog: <'In the last year Jonathan has gained 15 pounds and has grown 13 inches'> I guess I shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss some of those pop-up ads. Lucky bastard! :-) In the last year I think I have gained 20lbs and shrunk a quarter inch.... (Take that as you will :-)

2003-08-18T15:03:00.000-04:00

I was hoping to have more time. I have really meant to speak with you all. I have tons of congrats and sympathies and miss-you's to pass out copriciously from my many boxes of need-to's. But of course, like a republican around a pro-choice bill, I just couldn't get around to doing it. (I'm pro-choice yada yada, get over the analogy). I have been buried under work. I wish I was able to read and

2003-08-14T17:38:00.000-04:00

Welcome to the great blackout of 2003. I am stuck in the City, 2 hours from home by rail. There's nowhere to go and no way to get there. Dig in kiddies, because this is sucking with a capital SUCK. Hope you all are well and Safe. Wryguy Remember, you heard it here 1,233rd... :-)

2003-06-18T16:01:00.000-04:00

Prayers, Prayers and more Prayers for you Boogie. I would say more, but I am one of those VERY impressionable people that gets ghost (no relation) pains when he reads/hears abbout something and I am sad to say my 'tit' is really hurting and I keep grabbing it to remind myself that I am not really cut and sore and oh well to tell the truth it feels kinda nice :-) Rhino, thank you so much for the

2003-06-10T13:32:00.000-04:00

Woops, Sorry Nightskye, wrong Angel! See 'Angel Says' link to the left. I should have been a little clearer, it's so unlike me to quickly act on something and not take the time to get all my facts straight too ;-)

2003-05-29T16:14:00.000-04:00

Angel is determined to reduce me to tears of envy. Nicholas has been waking up and or staying up continuously from 11pm to 2 am most nights...The pain!!! I wasn't planning on posting today until I read how her twins BOTH sleep through the night easily, I think I'm going to be sick. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm happy for you I really am, but from where I am, all I wanna do is puke... :-) Oh and

2003-05-12T11:00:00.000-04:00

My goodness, it's been almost two months since my last post. Holy crap, I feel like I'm 10 years older... Anyone know how to get a 9 month-old to sleep at night without giving him sedatives??? Sleep, ugh, sleep, need sleep!!! gsldngasdg'ds'gd ...

2003-03-26T08:54:00.000-05:00

Good luck ALLY! Come home safe...and early! :-) Happa: My best to you and your family and have a wonderful birthday for the little one. Ours turns 8 months next week, it is the best time of our lives... Angel: Hope things turn around for you. I know how much being sick can suck and I hope you all get better soon! To everyone else: All the best in everything you do! Have a great week!

2003-03-24T15:18:00.000-05:00

Whuh...huh? Good gravy this isn't the link to GOATS? Holy crap blogger, remember that? Oops, yea, I guess you do. It's been a while hasn't it? I hope everyone is doing well, not that you'll likely read this as I am sure most of you are convinced that I either died or turned to selling flowers in paper pants at the airport... In any event, a lot has happened. The baby got Christened, he got is

2003-02-21T10:09:00.000-05:00

Has anyone seen Wryguy? Reward if found.

2003-02-11T14:24:00.000-05:00

Nightskye: Please update your e-mail link. There are many people who miss you and want to keep in touch! :-) Thank you, That is all.

2003-01-31T09:40:00.000-05:00

God Dmanit! YOU HAVE BREAST IMPLANTS!!! what's YOUR deepest secret? brought to you by Quizilla

2003-01-31T09:36:00.000-05:00

Congratulations CHYNAKATT!!!

2003-01-31T09:34:00.000-05:00

Editor's Note: My wife is not, I repeat is NOT pregnant again, so do not worry, I was mearly emphasizing how much time is wizzing passed me faster than I can keep track of. Thank you, The Management

2003-01-30T12:57:00.000-05:00

For the second week in a row I lost an entire day. Last week I spent all day Friday thinking it was Thursday and Today I was just informed that it is Thursday when I thought it was Wednesday... Sure, it's cool, closer to the weekend, like getting a day off sorta, but when you think about it in the larger scope of things, I really need to reassure myself I am not losing it. I mean who knows what

2003-01-25T09:26:00.000-05:00

Just shut up and watch this!

2003-01-16T11:09:00.000-05:00

Hmmm.. I can't help but wonder if Boogie has been unknowingly SIM'ing around with my wife, who also has developed quite an attraction to the SIMS Online.... What you wanted creativity and humor? Some people will never understand the rush of adrenaline and the heart pounding anticipation that accompanies the moments just before I hit the "Post and Publish" button. Sure they know to read my blog

2003-01-13T12:44:00.000-05:00

Okay Tempest, I'll keep them crossed, but only for you. Hurry up and get that job though, they're beginning to cramp and I am very nervous about putting Absorbine Jr. on them!!! :-O

2003-01-10T09:49:00.000-05:00

Good luck Tempest. My fingers are crossed, my legs, even my ba.. never mind, just good luck!!!

2003-01-07T10:48:00.000-05:00

Thanks for all the well wishes! And now a pointless flashback reference... ZIM-ZAM! Thank you and have a nice day.

2003-01-06T10:40:00.000-05:00

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday you old fart, Happy Birthday to me... Thank goodness that whole "Noogies" thing is over or I'd get brain damage (more) by now... 32...My age squared would be 1024. That's just damn old! To put that in perspective, when I was 16 the square of my age was only 256. Just proof that time does go faster the older you get... Directed

2002-12-31T10:26:00.000-05:00

Congratulations Paul and Brenda!!! I only wish I could access your website to confirm the news!!! :-O Hope you all had a happy holiday!!! I was a bit suprised when my wife's family decided to suprise me with a group gift that was quite unexpected: A 3 foot tall Karaoke machine with Built in Monitor CD/Tape and recording capabilities. This could get ugly! :-) Have a wonderful new year everyone

2002-12-24T15:34:00.000-05:00

First Briefly, I have been wondering quietly what kind of Laptop Brenda has gotten and piecing together descriptions here and there I am going to guess either a Fujitsu Lifebook or a Toshiba Libretto. Okay you can all resume you normal lives now that I have finally shared my opinion with you all. Next, Yes I suck. I missed all the special occaisions, all the birthdays and everything else, didn't

2002-12-10T15:55:00.000-05:00

It's reading lines like this that make me so thankful I Blog: From 'Top 10 Signs Santa's Marriage is in Trouble' - THANKS HAPPA! "2. Stockings aren't the only things he's been nailing in front of the fireplace." Thank you and bless you all. You have no idea how much of a boost it is to read a passing line from Purge or an Update from Metrocake or any number of the wonderful, intelligent

2002-12-02T16:20:00.000-05:00

Pointing out the remarks of the insanely ignorant is no more productive than beating a cripple, both too easy and cruel to be worth it. So I will just say nothing and let the stink sit on the wind :-) Happy Holidays to you all! Much love, Wry...

2002-11-26T10:04:00.000-05:00

Congratulations Chynakatt! Enjoy the pregnancy and the experience! If you ever want to, we have a hospital grade Doppler that you can borrow. We found it invaluable. It is wonderful to end a day listening to your little baby's heartbeat. It also does wonders in easing fears that everything is all right.

2002-11-25T08:53:00.000-05:00

HAPPA - FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY (some of her post) HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

2002-11-25T08:17:00.000-05:00

I tried to type this 3 times on my test Macintosh last night and lost it all three times when I hit the 'Clear' keyboard combination. Mac is proving hard to get used to. I still can't figure out the keyboard combo to get numlock on... [Editors note: 'Yesterday' refers to last tuesday as of this posting. - It's been that kind of life lately.] Anyway: I want you all to know I am thinking of you

2002-11-05T09:10:00.000-05:00

WARNING! Depressed Ranting Below: November 2nd: Baby Nicholas turns 3 months old. November 3rd: Our 1 year wedding anniversery. Our plan: Attend the birthday party of the 2 year-old child of our friends. How we compensated: $800 shopping spree at Target ($720 after 10% off, Thank you new Target Card) Daily commute: 4 hours Daily Work shift: 9 hours Bed Time: 9:30pm 10pm on a good night...

2002-11-01T10:03:00.000-05:00

Quick update: We have finally gone to closing and moved into our new house...YAY!!! We have no telephone due to a screw up at the phone company and may not for another week or so. We don't know what our # will be thanks to rthe fact that the main office in Florida doesn't understand that Eastern Long Island is NOT a 516 area code... We had our first leak through the ceiling beneath the

2002-10-23T14:07:00.000-04:00

Boogie: I can only have one response to that "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

2002-10-22T10:43:00.000-04:00

Know what's really fun? Whatching an implosion... or something right in the process of self-destructing. I wish I had the equipment to slow down every frame and really enjoy each little piece. ;-) Oh yea? Well you smell like a dirty vacuum cleaner so there!

2002-10-22T09:21:00.000-04:00

Hold on. Wait a minute. Now wait one damn minute! How the hell can you have ANAL sex with a Pumpkin??? Isn't there some required piece of anatomy missing??? That's like saying that having a little fun with one of those mini-gourds is pedaphilia!!!! :-O It's a slow morning and Wry is quite a bit flu-ey today so forgive me. I came to work only because I stayed home yesterday and I am worried about

2002-10-18T10:01:00.000-04:00

Tom: Amen Brother....Amen

2002-10-17T12:40:00.000-04:00

Advice for the day: "No matter how much the temptation. No matter how sweet it may feel in the moment. No matter how justifed it may feel to do. Sometimes it's better to just keep your mouth shut and leave the poop to the flies." or "Even if your intentions are good, picking up the crap to throw it away still leaves your hand smelling like shit."

2002-10-15T09:45:00.000-04:00

Did anyone get the liscence plate number of that truck? The one than ran over the Blog, leaving a white tape outline around the internet? Did anyone ID the body? I wonder if they'll plant some flowers here that someone may some day browse past and say "Wow, what a wonderful place, I wonder why nobody lives here?". Lighten up, it's just a joke. Don't get so defensive, don't take it so personally..

2002-10-11T13:50:00.000-04:00

Oh and Tempest, I think it totally sucks what's happening to you. On the other hand, that farting detective stort might have real promise! Look out MONK, here comes STUNK! :-)

2002-10-11T13:33:00.000-04:00

Four Quickies: 1 & 2: Skye and Cake: All my spare positive energy and crossed fingers are pointed your way. You deserver better than you're getting and I hope that changes soon. 3. Happa: Thanks for the pictures, he is absolutely BEAUTIFUL. Bless you and good luck!!! 4. Ally: I hate to say it, but even though I love my friends dearly and I would do anything to help them out, they will almost

2002-10-09T16:32:00.000-04:00

Slow week, what better pastime for the desperately bored and tired then to pay homage to the church of UIM in the form of band names: "Bitch Sister Kool-Aid Connection" *** "Flacid Pants Love Implosion" *** - Winner, WRYGUY Editors Choice Award!!! "Butter Nut Butt Sluts" "Magellan's Enima" "V.D. and the Mold Infusion Possee" "Biscuit Slappin Shoelace Jockeys" That is all...

2002-10-07T10:21:00.000-04:00

I just got toally depressed because only now, a full week later, did I realize that the top-10 list I posted on Paul's site and was so proud of, did not give any indication of who wrote it. Now it is relegated to 'Ponderous'... The worst part of this happenstance is: 1: People who read it could probably figure out that I was the one who wrote it. 2: It likely wasn't nearly as funny as I want to

2002-10-04T13:39:00.000-04:00

Some band names for UIM: "Infectious Pants" "Care-bear Acid Love Zombie" "Panty Crackers" "Lust Bucket Toffey Pull" "Sargeant Nipples" "Nerf Fandango" "Mr. Knees" "Bottleneck Jones" "Aardvark Hernia Scratch-N-Sniff Floss Party" That is all. Wry...

2002-10-03T10:53:00.000-04:00

Hey Brenda, if it makes you feel any better, when I was with Inacom I bought many hundreds of dollars of stock at about $18/share. Today, the stock certificate is worthless... :-) I think I do all my best humor on Paul's site...Ironic To My Baby: Happy two-month birthday yesterday! To my beautiful wife: Happy 11-month Anniversery today! To everyone else: No we did not get pregnant the day

2002-09-27T13:16:00.000-04:00

Wind swirling aimlessly through the web Tumbleweeds roaming, destination unknown, without a thought to their fate Memories of lively voices echo eerily in the nether A dying fig leaf falls to the ground unnoticed Pontentials and thoughts, like tangeable possibilities are worlds full of infinity beyond reach of this reality And no one says something about anything not happening here Voice of

2002-09-23T09:18:00.000-04:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK AND TOM!

2002-09-20T15:03:00.000-04:00

A story (With a moral)... It seems (yes 'seems') there were these two guys who lived in a room with no doors, only one window, didn't need to eat, drink or breath to live and never died. We will call guy #1 Bob and guy #2 Phil. One day several Aeons ago, Bob realized that while light did come through the window, the opening was too high up on the wall to see out of and he could no longer stand

2002-09-19T20:51:00.000-04:00

CONGRATULATIONS PAUL!!!

2002-09-18T16:55:00.000-04:00

I will openenly admit I have had the same restraint problems as UIM in my past, but ultimately I realized that the company I kept made it vastly easier or more difficult to control myself. Of course if someone feels that they are with the "Easy to tolerate" type and still are hovering at the deep end of the pool well then I'd have to agree with them that special treatment may be in order, But

2002-09-17T09:34:00.000-04:00

Hat's off to Skye. He said it better than I could. "Is that gasoline I smell?" - The Crow

2002-09-13T15:12:00.000-04:00

Friday Fortune Cookie: Sometimes problems are like rocks. It's not their size that gets you its their Density.... What do you think?

2002-09-12T08:52:00.000-04:00

It's ironic the things that happen. There was a person a few years younger than me, that trained me when I came on at Goldman Sachs. He was a nice person, quiet, had bad luck in the stock market, but was the type you kind of intrinsicaly liked and wanted to make smile. He left mid-2000 and we all wished him well. It was a month after 9-11 that we found out he had died in the attack and we all

2002-09-11T16:21:00.000-04:00

DID YOU KNOW? Fact: There are just as many brainless losers in Multi-billion dollar trading companies who pee on the toilet seat as there are in the typical McDonalds in a day. The only difference is that they are splashing nicer shoes with their own urine. It boggles the mind.

2002-09-10T10:35:00.000-04:00

Favorite phrase of the week: (This week gleaned from GOATS: www.goats.com on June 7, 2002) "Bob, you'll need to rustle up as much creamed spinach as you can carry, 12 packages of uninflated balloons and a truckload of midgets with good attitudes, loose sphincters and no allergies to latex!" You can't get more real life and relevant than that. These guys really know how to speak to the soul of a

2002-09-10T08:48:00.000-04:00

Skye turned me on to the whole fantasy baseball league thing this year and it's been fun. I didn't know at the time, but this is pretty much the best source of entertainment for me right now. I have to remember to thank him. Oh wait, hey Skye, Thanks! Here the standings: (As I know you are all on the edge of your seats...) Rank Team ------------------------- W-L 1 Las Vegas Yankee fan -----

2002-09-09T15:01:00.000-04:00

Ally: Whenever I am faced with people like that, I look them right in the eye and with my meanest, nastiest voice, I shout "UP YOURS!" Tempest: I am jealous, I love #3 on your list and #8. I am a huge fan of the blatant yet subtle ones... :-) SmithKid has really found himself a hit-generating cash cow with these weekly questions... Now I'll NEVER catch up! :-)

2002-09-09T09:20:00.000-04:00

WELCOME BABY JONATHAN!!! CONGRATULATIONS HAPPA! Piece of advice for the day gleaned from my past: The more you take ownership and responsibility for the things you do in your life the happier you ultimately are. Constantly rationalizing, justifying and blaming others for things that suck in your life is not only counter-productive, it's also cowardly. Maybe I'll start posting these things

2002-09-06T10:44:00.000-04:00

I want to take some time out today to acknowlege what I consider to be one of the most useful and versitile phrases around. A phrase that has both a pleathora of meanings and can also evoke a variety of emotions. This special phrase has been around for years and sadly, I feel it has been unappreciated for much of that time. I aim to fix that little inadequecy right now, so with no further ado I

2002-09-04T09:28:00.000-04:00

I think it's a harsh reality of life that a man can never say "I baked Banana Muffins today" and still sound cool and masculine... Sure I wish it wasn't true, but life is a cruel bitch. BOOGIE!!! That brings back such memories! Whoo hoo! :-) SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO HAPPA? Her e-mail address doesn't work and she hasn't posted in weeks! Is she okay???

2002-09-03T09:25:00.000-04:00

Tuesday morning. Several realizations. 1. Fatigue, 2. impatience, 3. um..uh..inability to remember the rest 4. The reoccurance of #3... Oh yea, I no longer have the capacity to read many lines of text at one sitting. I go through blogs and....uh...um...what? Well anyway, I am now a speed reader out of necessecity, however I have come to the grim realization that I am not a speed comprehender...

2002-08-30T08:51:00.000-04:00

IHYC. YAAFJ!

2002-08-27T08:52:00.000-04:00

GIFHY,YIC! Happa, I hope you are doing well. We haven't heard from you in a while! Our few waking non-stresssed out thoughts are with you :-) Skye, Thinking of you and Rhino as well. Metrocake, I forget where you live now but you and Sparks have the same insurance and she has a very good OB/GYN group... Ally, Pulling for you to get more time to relax! Paul and Brenda, Your perserverence in a

2002-08-26T15:42:00.000-04:00

Something I casually wrote 2 years ago. It drips of me I'm afraid. Call it trite or corny but here it is. I guess not to post it would be quite an ironic blaspheme... :-) >>> Perfection Born with a vision A sweet thought that confused and delighted his naive, inexperienced mind Unable to describe or even show with pencils or paints A silent promise was uttered in the young boys heart His

2002-08-18T19:39:00.000-04:00

PRESENTING SPARKS AND BABY NICHOLAS

2002-08-12T22:57:00.000-04:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOGWAH!!! Thanks to you all for your support and congratulations. It was so nice to hear from GClef too! :-) More updates comming... We finally got the kid to eat right, so wouldn't you know that two days later he gets constipated... Jeez, I either have to load up one end or unplug the other... Trust me, you never want to give a baby a supository... Miss you all, Always...

2002-08-10T15:54:00.000-04:00

Sorry for the delay guys, but I just wanted you all to know Alicia gave birth to a beautiful 7lb 13oz baby boy named Nicholas Joseph at 3:13pm on Friday August 2. Love you all. I'll check in soon. Always, Joe

2002-07-30T08:29:00.000-04:00

Is it just me or is everyone as thilled to hear from LOGI again. Hi Logi, hope things get better for you!

2002-07-29T09:19:00.000-04:00

Weekend update: Baby has not come yet. It defiantly remains in it's mothers womb, drinking cocktails and flipping me the bird now and then.... House now has Garage and front doors, a roof and windows! Soon there will be Siding and the interior fun will begin! I'll post a picture soon, I think it's amazing to see a house go up, I never have before. Maybe a nice little animated collage would be

2002-07-19T08:54:00.000-04:00

Awsome post Tempest!!! I needed the smile too! :-) Don't worry Ally, I assure you we look at EVERYTHING together. I mean what fun is decadence if you can't share the experience with your partner. I just love watching certain 'programs' together to conversationns like: Sparks: Oh god, those are so not real. Wry: ewww, look at those stretch marks, SOMEBODY had liposuction! Sparks: Do you think

2002-07-18T14:03:00.000-04:00

Okay I have to stop my self-therapy of bitching about people who piss me off, anonomously. The temptation is becomming to great to start dropping hints and what-not so out of respect for certain other people I will keep my yap shut before I give away too much... In other news: Happa, you beat us, Alicia and I working together still got 3 sets of boobs wrong... only 85% so you are still the king

2002-07-17T09:12:00.000-04:00

Amen Boogie...Amen.

2002-07-16T13:36:00.000-04:00

That sounds very appealing Boogie :-) A slap in the head with a rotten Salmon would be a nice capper as well I think... Some people just don't 'get it' in a larger sense. They don't understand that the world does not revolve around them and they do not understand that it is not the job of everyone else in the world to cater to them even if they expect it. The sad part is that no matter how long

2002-07-15T09:01:00.000-04:00

Ever get the unsettlingly pleasing notion of shoving a dirty shovel roughly up somebody's ass, knowing that they really could use the intellectual boost?.... Strange how those thoughts can occur before 9am in the morning...

2002-07-12T15:21:00.000-04:00

Boogie, does that paintball gun work with hot paint? I figure the satisfaction level would go way up if I could boil the paint balls before shooting them :-)

2002-07-12T13:31:00.000-04:00

Sometimes I wish this were like some private therapy blog were only liscenced therapists who do not know me or any of my co-workers, family or friends would read my words and give me advice. That way I could post several pages about anyone who repeatedly frustrated the hell out of me with thoughtless, short-sighted thinking or generic dimwitted, inconsiderate crap. I could go on at length with

2002-07-10T10:02:00.000-04:00

Grumble grumble, bitch bitch bitch, claw, slap, kick, poke in the arm with a fork. Snarl and hiss, swat with a stick.... Names and detailes left out to protect the irrelevent. Honestly, I just shake my head and wonder why some things grate on me so... Now that I've got that off my chest :-) Things at home are going so well! Only about 4 or so weeks until the baby. We are just so thrilled. It's

2002-07-02T13:12:00.000-04:00

Happa, So happy to hear the good news!!! To wind up the last several days: My lovely wife and I got to spend some quality time with UIM last night (We tried to call you EvilG, but your phone was forever busy...) . We had a very good time and a nice talk and it just reminds me of why I am going to miss him so much now that he's gone back home. At least I did resolve one issue, I was able to

2002-07-01T11:50:00.000-04:00

I just need to get this off my chest. UIM, I love ya, and you'll always be among my closest friends. Your mother is very sweet and it was great to be around her, but there was one other woman there who was about a quarter of a hair-width from getting my size 11's driven so deep up her ass that she could tie the laces with her teeth. I never want to see this nasty complaining miserable hulk of a